This sounds like the sort of song Johnbags would have written.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)

Poor Johnbags :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)

the world is poorer for having lost him
goodnight sweet prince
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)