Christ.
You're like a repeat of every prick we've ever had here.
At some point they all try that argument.
And it always turns out they actually are pricks in real life too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I'm a clear example of this.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I'm exactly the same here as I am in real life
Judge away, all of you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)

I bet you don't even wear one fucking hat.
Let alone two, you bi-hatted fanny.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

Actually, that much is true
I own three hats, but I very rarely wear them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

EVERY WORD FROM YOUR MOUTH IS A FUCKING LIE.
I HOPE YOU DIE IN POVERTY WITH NOT A HAT TO YOUR NAME.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)

Buried standing up for the whole world to see your hatless shame.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)

I'm a lie,
there is no dog, or pub, or house, or ladypig, or car. I'm fatter than baldmonkey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

you're not even ginger, are you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)

totally hairless.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)

oh pigster, what a web of lies :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)