Hey Maffers, how's tricks?

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

Not bad MONO old chap.
Yourself?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)

I need a poo.
Other than that this finds me well?
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)

Good.
I'm busting for a piss but I'm not moving.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)

I bet I can hold mine in longer than you.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)

Don't give me that.
You've proabably just had a piss and want me to wet myself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)

I've just had a poo.
Didn't need a wee.
Though I did a little wee anyway.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)