it was cool in 1994

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

just like YOUR FACE
sticking with this winning formula
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

in 1994 my face was a mass of acne

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

neorns
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

Man, 1994 was awesome
I was 17. Good times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

i was 10

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

Then I imagine our summers differed quite drastically that year

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

i was illegally buying booze and shagging girls
while you were doing wheelies on your bike and building a rope swing?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

You and him are nobbut EMBRYOS.
FETUSES EVEN.
*Olds it up a bit*
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

shut up, old man
you don't remember what it's like to be my age!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

Man I don't even remember what it's like to be MY age.
I'm sure that that nurse is stealing my slippers you know.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

dreadful, i'd imagine

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

Fuck you.
I get to wear ARMPIT TROUSERS!
And NOBODY tells me to turn the telly down.
:D
Being OLD is GREAT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

1994 was the best year EVAR.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)