Hahahahahahahaa
You?
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)

your bumhole
/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)

I imagine that as being MONO!'s official term of address,
like 'your eminence' for the Pope.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

good afternoon, your bumhole
how can one help your bumhole today?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)

No no no
YOU ARE BUMHOLE!
LOL
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)

I AM BUMHOLIO!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)

Hur hur hur hur

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

Fuck work, I want a pint.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)

get a round in, MONO! Mine's a bitter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)

I do hope by "bitter" you mean real bitter and none of that John Smith's etc shite

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

my love and knowledge of ale is well documented
so, what's on in the pub?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

London Pride
Summer Lightning
Doom Bar
Shere Drop
another that I forget the name of.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

probably a Doom Bar then
that's that cornish stuff isn't it?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

Aye.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

good stuff
not that much of a fan of Summer Lightning
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

You're wrong.
You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)

it's a matter of taste
you're right about everything else.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

*gets 3 pints of Summer Lightning*
*rams one of them up mr horrible*
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

*gulps*
mmm, beer.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

Beer in Holland is o-kaaay
but there's nothing quite like a proper pint. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

Pop over and have one.
It's not far.
Or order some online?
I'm sure Badger deliver!
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

I'm back most weekends, so it's not too bad,

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

dude, get me an 1/8 of ak47, agent orange, bubble gum and purple haze, i'll sort you out, k thx

( mongychops, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)

I'm afraid I don't know what any of that means.
I could get you some good drugs, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)

Here, mongy, you're an expert on European law.
Doesn't the EU open trade stuff mean that if you can sell something in one EU country you're entitled to sell it in another? And if so, why doesn't that apply to drugs? If they can sell them in Holland, why not here?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

Because killjoy pricks run the world,
in case you hadn't noticed.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)

I like a bit of summer lightning.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

ightn ov
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Hey Sandy.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Oh man, Summer Lightning! One of my old faves.
Doom Bar is good too but it always makes me think the pump clip should have stats across the bottom displaying health, armour and ammo count.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

haha

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

i played micro machines on the mega drive yesterday
it was great. i remember playing it for hours back in the day and it's still fun!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

it was cool in 1994

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

just like YOUR FACE
sticking with this winning formula
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

in 1994 my face was a mass of acne

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

neorns
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

Man, 1994 was awesome
I was 17. Good times.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

i was 10

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

Then I imagine our summers differed quite drastically that year

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

i was illegally buying booze and shagging girls
while you were doing wheelies on your bike and building a rope swing?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

You and him are nobbut EMBRYOS.
FETUSES EVEN.
*Olds it up a bit*
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

shut up, old man
you don't remember what it's like to be my age!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

Man I don't even remember what it's like to be MY age.
I'm sure that that nurse is stealing my slippers you know.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)

dreadful, i'd imagine

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

Fuck you.
I get to wear ARMPIT TROUSERS!
And NOBODY tells me to turn the telly down.
:D
Being OLD is GREAT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

1994 was the best year EVAR.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, that was one of my favorites.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

I have the mega drive games game on xbox is it on there? I haven't really looked...

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

i have that too and no it isn't

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

Shame.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

was that a reward for finishing your juice?
*picks on you for no reason*
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

and i got to stay up until 9.30!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

ok, enough showing off now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

when we have family visiting, i'm allowed to stay up past 10!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)

micro machines nick nack
the mega drive my drum

Yeah?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

an interesting strikethrough
well played
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

i just wrote malc a leaving card, he isn't leaving
we're just playing a trick on tricky
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

I hope he shoves it up your arse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

he's on the phone now, but when he gets off its gonna be japes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

hur hur hur
gets off
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

Malc doesn't have that sort of sense of humour
I don't think he'll like it if I'm being honest
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)

he got dead angry with me last week
but we're on good tyerms now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)

Surely that should be 'gyood tyerms'?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

i'm not dutch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

No
Not at all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

oh dear

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

I'm sorry, but I feel Mono is over-simplifying the issue

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)

he's a very simple soul

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)

*gurns*

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

*hands you some chewing gum and a bottle of water*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

FANGOO!

( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

No go and sit in the chill-out room and talk shit with a stranger
before you burst a blood vessel in your brain.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)

No hahahahahahas yet
Outlook is hopeful though
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

Which version of Outlook do you use?
I think we're still on 2007 but we're getting 2010 soon.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

Day 2
And I've already had to throw a crazy man out of this pub. Good times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

was it JackAction?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)

i don't want to talk about that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

what do you want to talk about?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

Wasn't me.
*Prouds*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

I am positively whooping for joy
I have been offered a BUSINESS job. I do business, but not BUSINESS. And I mean taking phone calls from people and flying the same day to meetings with them BUSINESS. Taxi to the airport, feet up on the table, large Drambuie, complementary Financial Times BUSINESS.

However I do have a spot on my ear that is itching and I need two new tyres for the car, so things balance out.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

SRS BSNS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

Hold on, i'll have my PA type this reply:
Yes, this is serious business.

pp Kirsty McSecretary

thediscokingpin
(thediscokingpin, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)

Smiling on the inside The LOVELY MONO!.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

good work there, stuj
keep it up!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

YEAH
RIGHT FUCKING UP
( MONO!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

try this on for size
caution. may have sound. i dunno, my speakers aren't on.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

i saw that on links the other day
i like the music
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)

I just bought Borderlands on OnLive for £2.50

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

what does that mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)

ith a theekwet


RIGHT I OFF
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)