as a lady with eyes
you are quite dashing, Ed.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)

and as a man with eyes
Thanks!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)

As a man with thighs
I'd very much like you to sit on my lap
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)