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HELLO!
How are you this fine morning?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:51, archived)
Good thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:51, archived)
Yeah great, thanks for asking.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:51, archived)
I might play some games whilst I wait to start work.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:52, archived)
I might go for a poo.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:52, archived)
I AM POOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!"!!!!!!!!"""!!"?!!!"!! "!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
Hold onto your hats, here he is!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
SEND CASH.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
*sends cash*
NOW WHAT??
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
COME TO GIG.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
Hiya MONO
I have a sore throat and a headache.

edit: Ohhhh! Candle! 7 years. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)
CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE CANDLE
I have a sore throat this morning actually maybe I should take a month off work to recover.

GET WELL SOON PRETTY JENPOTS?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
fankoo.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
FUCK OFF, NOOB.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
Hurrah for ailments
I've got a manky wisdom tooth that has evidently infected my entire top half. I'm off to get the fucker out this afternoon :(((
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
only 7 years?
pfft, noob.

happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)
Woah we're like almost twins!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:47, archived)
what a horrible thing to say

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
You love me really.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
i will if you come to the gig and bring some other people and buy me a drink

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
Hello, new person
Please read the FAQ, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
You're old in here too, huh?
Happy candleday yaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
everybody seems old when you're a foetus

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
*drools and gurgles*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
You can talk
Youngy McYouth the Younger, Jr.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
everyone seems young when you're a fossil

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
everyone seems :( when you're a c=3

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
Nik Naks: They look :(
They taste LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
i like nik naks
nik naks and breasts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
Imagine what some breasts with Nik Naks on them would look like!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
no, no
imagine what a nik nak with breasts would look like!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
Sexy, and bbq flavoured?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
Morning oldpots.
Or jenpold. Whichever you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
oldpold

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
Candlepots,
Potandle, Pandle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)
be careful if you try that with flapjack
flapcandle is fine but if you say candlejack you'l
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
I was at the train station last night, on the platform waiting for my train and there were 3 very attractive girls smiling at me from another train.
By coincidence, I had my wedding ring hand in my pocket, so I probably looked young, free and single and they probably fantasised doing naughty things with me.
Moments like that don't come often to a married man, so I'm allowed to bask in this moment.
I'm very happily married, but it's nice to know I still got it, whatever it is.

Sorry, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
I'd give you one.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
one what?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:43, archived)
one pound fifty to go buy me a bag of sweeties.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:48, archived)
What sweeties do you want?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
Tangfastics please.
Or at least some fizzy cola bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
Any back-ups in case they haven't got any?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
Flying Saucers

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
they were smiling because your hair was all sticking up and you looked like you'd just woken up on a bench

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:53, archived)
the washed-up and stranded look is very in right now

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
Is it train station?
I always prefer the term Railway Station.

Also, your flys were undone, and your little Water-Dragon was poking out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
Comparing it to other things
It's a bus station not a road station.
but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
I'd have said Bus Depot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
But pronounce it 'dee-poh'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Of course it was poking out
I'd have difficulty wanking on the platform otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
They were just celebrating international downs syndrome day.
poor ed, his handshake could crush a walnut :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
I thought the windows were moist from arousal induced condensation
not saliva
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
as a lady with eyes
you are quite dashing, Ed.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
and as a man with eyes
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
As a man with thighs
I'd very much like you to sit on my lap
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
They were looking at their reflections Edd
I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
Or was I looking at my own?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
Cor
Red hot Edd on Edd action!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
I'm not sure MONO!
I'll get back to you when I find out.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
I just see that you do.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
hey mono
i am fine, but tired

however i am EXCITED about the gig this evening
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:55, archived)
What gig please?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
S Club 7 reunion gig

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
i'm glad you asked!
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426113_10151368221860151_624135150_23704661_2051804332_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
Can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
yeah if you like
it's £5 to get in which is a bloody bargain
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
Yeah, about that
I'm not coming
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
She has plans and I don't have anyone to sit the kids
Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
boo. shame.
i think you'd have enjoyed it. hopefully when he comes back, i can sort him out a gig again
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
Yeah, I am interested
Next time, bit more notice yeah?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
i fucking told you about it when we went to london!
also, your pretend band was invited on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
Tell you what
Come round mine, I'll plait your hair and tell you you're pretty, how's that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
fuck's sake, can't we do something different this time?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
I could rub your feet?
Hope this finds you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
argh, no!
nothing feet related. feet are gross.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
This was a joke by the way
Not sure if that comes across well
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
hungover.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:56, archived)
you drunk!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
Clearly not, just hungover.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
how dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
*nurses*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
*fondles*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)
snap

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
HOORAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
It's probably going to be another good day today
I have shit to do, shit to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
morningoban

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
man o'the day to you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
Hi MONO!
I'm great and pain-free, surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
I'm good. Awaiting the arrival of the World's Best Niece™ and mulling over whether I'd consider moving back up north.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
You're considering considering something?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
Sounds like too much commitment to me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
Looks like QOTW got their own TV show
www.channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables/episode-guide/series-1/episode-2
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
cripes
"The first episode features Richard, an amateur radio enthusiast, who has Asperger's. Richard will only date a woman who lives within a five-mile radius and won't eat on a date."

he's going to make some special lady VERY happy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
Is that "he will not eat on a date" or "he will only date a woman who will not eat on a date"?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
effectively the same thing, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
Wildly different.
If he won't eat then he's effectively taking a woman out to watch her eat, which is creepy. If she can't eat then he's taking her out to eat in front of her while she does not eat, which is a bit controlling and outright scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
i just assumed that the date was to contain no eating

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
Hey,
I find distance very important in romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
I wonder if five miles is the working radius of his amateur radio.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
I'm not sure I could watch that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
I wouldn't ask you too,
I know how angry you get at freakish monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
It'll make me do a sad I think :'(
I don't like to watch that many programmes about disbaled folks.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
The disabled people are fine
It's the manipulation and discrimination that's thinly veiled as 'empowerment' that I don't like.
See also, anything with gypsies in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
For this reason + I'm not overly keen on thinking about the future too much.
My son will be a good looking chap when he's older but statistics say he'll probably be single.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
Oh mate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
who knows eh? perhaps I'm being a bit too emo about it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
You're entitled to feel however you want about it
I can't sympathise and I'm not going to pretend I can, but...y'know...*ruffles hair and buys ice cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
oh boy! thanks TH.
I went into the fridge and found a surprise!
Half a french loaf filled with: boiled egg, pork tenderloin, chicken, peppered steak slices, about 10 slices of cheese and coleslaw.

It's wrapped up on a plate with a napkin that says "MMPS vs FOOD!" on it.

Oh boy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
YES!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
well played the partner, well played.
I also have apple pie flavoured ice cream in the freezer imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
Christ
I've got sandwiches and fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
now i feel like a bumhead for making light of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
You monster!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
yeah.
horrible me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
Since Whorsepower left, you're easily the worst one here
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
I'm hoping one of those 2 L plates from yesterday turns out to be a proper cunt,
just so i can go back to being the loveable rogue I truly am.

Oh god, that's reminded me, I heard a guy at this party last night describe himself to a girl as "loveably arrogant" and "truly handsome in the classical sense"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
Ahaha
I love pricks like that. I like it even more when they're not friends of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
awww, gimme a hug you big goof!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
I saw a caravan today,
and now I can't find my watch.

What do you make of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
Them thieving bloody GYPPOS!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
i feel too old to watch channel 4 these days :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
Aw man I should star on that
'Theoban is a lardy sweat devil who likes computer games, t-shirts with webcomic slogans on them and shouting at inanimate objects. He refuses to talk to 'cretins' and thinks that people are 'just awful'. Let's see how he gets on meeting Jezebel, an unemployed 'playwright' who believes in ghosts and that the Earth Mother watches over us all'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
You sound like every girls dream

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Theoban is single after he broke up with his last girlfriend.
She was sick of his temper tantrums after not getting "the good toys" from a kinder surprise.
Theoban has previously been remanded in custody after writing threatening letters to Ferrero, demanding they stop placing "girls toys" in their confection or face the wrath of "his legion of space marines!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
Baldmonkey's date was going quite well
Up until the point he brought the main course, which was an orchestra made of scrambled eggs. He then urinated over the dish while chanting 'BONGOBONGOBONGO' at the top of his lungs.
He hopes it went well and is looking forward to seeing her again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
Lisa seems to be holding up rather well on her date with MONO!
two hours in and he's brought out the photos of his lego cabinet.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
The date had gone well.
"I had a really nice time, Megan" Two Hats told her as he walked her to her door.
"Me too. Thank you..." she paused, trying to remember his name.
Two Hats began to well up.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
Haha
Oh Edna...you are a CARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
It seems Hilary has had enough and stormed out.
The tipping point appears to have been when Edd produced a flick book he had made that can only be described as shocking in both the brutality and intesnity of its sexual content.
Next week: Noit's date has the food slapped out of her hand and is forced to listen to a half hour lecture on why she was holding her fork wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
I write flick in all caps like FLICK for additional subtle shock value

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
After making her excuses, Destiny leaves MMPS on his own to finish his bigmac value meal.
The eveing started badly when he tried to pull the chair out for her and quickly degenerated into farce when, in a typically glasweigan way, he poured alcohol into his drink. "Ah pure luv a buckieshake, hawhawhawhaw!" he then asked "Do you suck it all doon hen?" and pointed to his crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
What?
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
FUCKITY FUCKIT FUCKITY CAT

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
The fuckity cat, the fuckity cat
Who has a kiss for the fuckity cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
Hat fat catty mat
hatty fatty cunty mat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
Hey woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
Oh shit
My comment about Janet made the popular page. GULP.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
the popular page is odd
we only get 1 or 2 posts a day on it, but all it takes to get on there is TWO (2) clicks. so it just goes to show, people are really miserly with their clicks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
the most popular thing on the popular page right now
is "glued eel"'s mangled face
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
What a world

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)