How about a dutch rudder
and finishing her off with a fuzzy Hannah?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)

I'd totally post-it note her work environment

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)

Oh man I would creosote her fence all day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)

I would so arrange her chopping boards by size and use

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)