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A fucking bullfinch.
I've not seen one ever and they aren't even rare. It makes me feel like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
I've not seen one either
I've seen a hoopoe in the wild in Spain, that was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
Yeah. They use them in the night garden. I point them out to my sons and say, those are not tittifers, those are hoopoes.
TV teaches kids some shit.
Hoopoes look like they are on their way to mardi gras innit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
I looked it up
what a weird thing to make up. What's wrong with "hoopoe" Hoopooh's not hard to pronounce. Stupid children's tv.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
You ever watched an episode?
It like a full scale assault to promote retardation in kids.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
god no
sounds like it'd be best appreciated on strong sedatives
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
NOTHING happens in it.
That's what stresses me out the most. They don't DO anything.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
bugs bunny and tom and jerry cartoons are best for kids in my opinion
jokes and hilarious violence
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
Horrible Histories and I'm Sorry I've Got No Head are fucking ace.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
Horrible Histories used to be on when I was in school
that was pretty good. I had some of the books too.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
Do you mean the cartoon?
I don't. I mean the sketch show.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
Didn't it used to be a sketch show?
I can't remember now
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
There was a shite cartoon years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
It's on at the theatre now too.
I would quite like to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
We could go together balders, like on a date.
We'd sit together in the back row, you'd snuggle up, trying to get closer then I would call you a fat mess and tell you to stop touching me you REPULSE ME
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
Sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
I imagine something similar happens when you and Wife go to the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
This'll be why she cheated on you with Tw'ats

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 3 May 2012, 12:52, archived)