yeah he is a cunt, but his rate of success is so dismal it's not worth arguing about
he had even less success with a fishing catapult but it was funnier to watch him try. At least I can shoot cans with the rifle when I go down there.
He thinks he's protecting the sweet little birds. Keeps him busy, sitting there and watching.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

Not that I give a fuck about the birds.
Don't get me wrong. It's the shit reasoning I have a problem with.
If he was shooting peregrines and sparrowhawks for shits and giggles, that'd be fine.
I'd like to shoot a panda.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

I'd like to eat a panda
rubbish animals
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:06, archived)

I'm down with Packham and Attenborough on this one.
If an animal needs conserving it ain't fit for purpose and should be allowed to die out.
Any animal that needs IVF can fuck off and die already.
But yeah, I'd love to eat the last panda.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:08, archived)