I need £90,000 for a firework display.
At the end it should make a picture of his face in the sky so bright it burns it into the retinas of babies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

I reckon we should also hire popular group The Wanted.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

little mix or gtfo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Nah. B*Witched

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)