do we put the milk in first?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

The correct way to make a cup of tea lucky dip bin is:
1. Give the bin a rinse with a hose. Bins should not be washed with soap. The bin should be allowed to accumulate "seasoning".
2. Add 500 different teabags.
3. Pour in 10 litres of milk.
4. Add one kilogram bag of sugar. Remove wrapper first.
5. Fill to brim with boiling, not hot, water.
6. Force the children to play.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

my cat has spotted a woodlouse on the patio and is going mental.
woodlice are ace, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

When I was a kid we used to call them 'Katies'
No fucking idea why
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

this rings a vague bell with me.
right, off to see the nurse about my infected wound, laters!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Bysie bye!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

i just googled it to see if there was a reason
instead i found this amazing thing
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

Oh lovely
She just can't catch a break, can she?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

i blame quinten and his mean joke about her and her son

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

Oh my, you're right
Well when she finally kills herself we'll know who to blame
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

slaters, because that's what they say just before they curl up into a ball and stop speaking to you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)