It's sunny. And there is an egret on my blog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

I read that a bog
as in toilet.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If by 'egret' you mean 'growth'
and by 'blog' you mean 'testicle' :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If thine ball offend thee, pluck it out.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one bollock
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

Good morning.
It's not sunny here in the anus of North London. I didn't see an egret but I did see Boris Johnson on his morning run.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

I sat next to him on the tube the other week.
we're like twins or something, me and you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD.
I mean. God!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

I know, right?
right. you skin up, I'll put the kettle on and we can talk some more about this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Only losers use drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

I also saw a common tern.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

You saw a Butlins entertainer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)