It was awful Ems
I've just typed it all out and it looks ridiculous, so we'll leave it there. Needless to say, it was unpleasant at the time and seems stupid in the cold light of day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

You big girls blouse.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

GOOD ANSWER, HATS. This is why you're the best thing to ever happen to this site.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

Two Hats: Withholding details so you can come to your own conclusions

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

I dreamed the other night that I moved back in with my first husband.
ugh.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

you ARE a good horse, mumpsy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

*whinnies*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

wh Sq
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

with those fine legs you're halfway there
wo-oh, livin' as a mare
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)