Hey, the man's personal business is his own
I just love Cream, The Yardbirds and The Bluesbreakers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

But they are all formulaic, boring and shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

I wouldn't call Cream formulaic
but the other two, sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Frankly, I wouldn't know.
Eric Clapton is enough to put me off bothering listening.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I know John Mayall's son.
Apparently he (John) had a fire a few years ago and lost a stash of vintage porn larger than is humanly imaginable.

He was absolutely gutted, I am told. I am also told that he is 'a cunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

Ha, excellent

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

Me too.
As per yesterday, if he'd have died in '70 I'd love him for ever.

I got a mint copy of the 'Beano album' off a mate's mum a couple of years ago, which is a good fifty nicker in the bank.


Blind Faith were shit though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Cool
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Blind Faith either. I get it, I just don't like it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I have their Hyde Park gig on DVD.
It is poo. Lesser than the sum of its parts, that band.

In other namedrop news, I used to hang about with Steve Winwood's niece Louise: she has MASSIVE breasts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

Nice and nice
Gotta love big boobies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

These were stupendous and not at all saggy.
Mind you, this was about 15 years ago, they are probably knee-warmers now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

i like breasts

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

i also like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

I'll be honest, chaps, I like them too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:16, archived)

Another vote for breasts right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

The book you want is Ginger Baker's, the cantankerous old cunt hasn't a good word to say about anyone.
That said, the best music book I have ever read is Dr John's ('Under a Hoodoo Moon'). It's fucking superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Cheers Monts
I'll keep an eye out for those
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

Also, if the man's personal business is his own, what the fuck are you reading his biography for?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Someone gave it to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

And stop picking on me. I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

I'm not picking on you.
I'm helping you to burn the fucking thing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

That would be wasteful
I'm going to finish reading it then give it away. If that person wants to burn it it's up to them.

Fuck, I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Bring it tonight.
I'll deal with it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

does this story end with it getting covered in poo
like all your other biography stories
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Haha, well there's still time

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)