Worst Bruce Springsteen song ever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

in the nudey bums

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

THE MAYOR OF FAREHAM IS HERE
the mayor! of fareham!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Holy shit
Quick, put the doilies out
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

i had to make myself scarce because of my shabby appearance

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

It's probably for the best
I mean...you look like a 3D model of the Turin Shroud
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

pffft.
good one, hatso.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

I had no idea they'd invented their own one.
I thought they were part of Portsmouth.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

why have they not called him the Mayorum of Fareham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, archived)