I have my shirt undone by two buttons and a little bead of sweat trickling down my brow
Fortunately I have two secretaries to deal with this scenario.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)

oh man baldmonkey will be so jealous,
have you seen them beat up any snakes?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

I'm not really interested in non-UK ornithology.
I'm not sure why. But that's how it is.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

would you snub an albatross?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

I don't limit myself to UK residents.
Migrants and occasional visitors are fine too.
Like a hoopoe would be good.
But only if I seen it in the uk.
Going abroad to see one is cheating.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Racist.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

COR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, archived)