damn i dont half like a cock in a frock

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:10, archived)

as for holidays, i havent had a holiday since 2007,
not so much as a day off work,
this is why i'm miserable.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:11, archived)

just keep telling yourself you're super-duper happy and you don't like the cock, that'll fix everything

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

yeh i reckon,
and maybe i should drink lots of alcohol all the time and maybe eat bad food too
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

alcohol and denial is the key to true happiness

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:26, archived)

no it isnt
get it?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

aaaah you tricky trickster

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

haha my friends say i should do stand up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

you're one of those natural comedians like Jimmy Tarbuck or Stan Boardman

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)

i have made several jokes up all by myself

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)