bored of that now
so yeah, Eurovision, never trusted it since that jewish ladyboy, full of faggots and cock in a frock types now, pretty sure Cyprus woman is packing meat and two veg down that skirt, been on your holidays yet?

alt: more udders

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:03, archived)

Went to Cyprus a couple of weeks ago.
Been shedding my skin like a snake ever since.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:07, archived)

damn i dont half like a cock in a frock

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:10, archived)

as for holidays, i havent had a holiday since 2007,
not so much as a day off work,
this is why i'm miserable.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:11, archived)

just keep telling yourself you're super-duper happy and you don't like the cock, that'll fix everything

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

yeh i reckon,
and maybe i should drink lots of alcohol all the time and maybe eat bad food too
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

alcohol and denial is the key to true happiness

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:26, archived)

no it isnt
get it?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

aaaah you tricky trickster

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

haha my friends say i should do stand up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

you're one of those natural comedians like Jimmy Tarbuck or Stan Boardman

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)

i have made several jokes up all by myself

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

i'm enjoying this eurovision qualifying malarkey
hair metal, sacha baron cohen lookylikeys and that
great stuff
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:14, archived)

Fucking brilliant...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

And now a man in a sparkly blindfold toying with imagery?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

I was kind of hoping the big reveal involved him gouging his own eyes out :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

Instead you had to do your own

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

oh man, these presenters are the best
their patter is like they've been rehearsing it all their lives

I'd do red dress hoochie on the left of shot, purple dress can watch, suit twat can run to the shops for Haribo
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)

between you and ballbag you managed to ruin the evening alright thread, well done

( mongychops, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

I'm fine, thanks for asking

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:19, archived)

fine super
( spesh., Thu 24 May 2012, 21:21, archived)