I was kind of hoping the big reveal involved him gouging his own eyes out :(
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:18,
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Instead you had to do your own
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22,
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