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Toe please

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
What is it about my feet?
OK, fine.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
Here Mono (and Q and Balders if they're listening)
I just saw that Tesco are apparently doing series 5 of the Lego Minifigs for 98p. Thought that might interest you. Unless you've already got them all. In which case, fuck you.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
Holy shit fuck.
Those bastards are $5.00 a pop here. Who wants to send me a box?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
Well those shitcunt benders obviously don't care
I don't know why I bother Shax, I really don't.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
Dear Mods,
Please can you fix it for Mono and Baldmonkey to give a toss before Two Hats dies?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
I often read these letters wondering if they are real, so I thought I'd write in about an amazing experience I had recently.
I was working late and...

EDIT: This doesn't make sense now. I'm leaving it up though.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
I was working late and
Mono and Baldmonkey came to my office and gave a toss all over my keyboard. The only keys they missed were A, B, K, and U, so that's how I invented thw word Bukkake. The end.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
This is factually accurate

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
I've got complete series 5 and 6.
So fuck you too
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
Alternatively, thanks for thinking of me Two Hats

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:50, archived)