In one of life's hilarious ironies
if you are in the company of someone who keeps saying 'safe, mate', chances are you are not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:33, archived)

innit doe

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

NAISS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:35, archived)

like the borat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:47, archived)

No, more 'council' than 'foreign'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

you need to get that dirt off your shoulder

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:36, archived)

Gosh, thanks!
I mean, 'wha blow'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

Normally spoken with a silent "where's the"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)