bored of that now
seven months to christmas!
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

i was talking to my gf last night
and i said we've been together nearly 4 years and she was like 'nah fuck off it ain't' and i said yeah it was

our anniversary is at the start of september, would you say that's nearly 4 years?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

Jew? Jew jew jew! Atrocity rape¬!!!!!!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)

i read this like it was agadoo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)

news lettttter day!!!!!
over excited! you???
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40, archived)

i hope that thing doesn't happen where everybody posts threads and pushes it off again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

B3TA Newsletter number again: hahahaah racism!


issue issue: Making a sentence and thinking it amusing

sponsored link: wee think rape is funny
girls who are raped deserve it hahahahaha!!

JONTI JONTI
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
HAHA! MENTAL ILLNESS!

Stop bullying my chums

with thanks to JONTI JONTI NOINTINOTNI

top tip: LOL VIZ!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

You forgot names that sound rude
and logos that look like penises or gaping anuses.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

oh man
i'm busting forra shit
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

Fuck it.
I'm gonna have to go.
If he posts it while I'm not here, could you start five new threads for me all saying it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, archived)

I bet it doesn't get posted here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

i bet it does
the attention seeking prick can't help himself
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

It's nearer 4 than 3

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)

it's like 3 years, 8 and a half months
that's nearly 4 yaers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:38, archived)

Ha, nice save
Yes, I'd say it's nearly 4 years. In October me and Mrs Hats will have been together 15 years. Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

thats like FOREVER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

You're fucking telling me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

I'm so excited!

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

What do you want for Christmas this year Broadsword?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

He wants the same thing as every year.
A damn fine hiding.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

What about you tacpprm?
Also, why tacpprm?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:52, archived)

A piece of paper of my very own.
And why not?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, archived)

That sounds awesome. For writing or drawing? Or are you just going to see what happens?
Just wondered if it stood for something.
Terry And Claire Played Pops Re-Mix?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

World peace
and a bird with cracking tits
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

Cracking tits
caused by some sort of fungal infection.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Oh man
When you've got a bird with cracking tits everything else just sort of falls into place, doesn't it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:52, archived)

I'll be honest here, I like tits

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

I think I'm with you on that one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

Now, I don't want to seem like I'm jumping on the bandwagon, but I also like tits.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

i'm not fussed, i find birds with shit tits are sometimes dirtier to make up for it, just saying

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:01, archived)

i am glad to hear that
I've been singing "santa baby" all week. until now, i had no idea why.
( spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

santa baby
stick a something somewhere for me
and me
a little thing and something
something
dum ba dum ba dum ba da dum
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

fuckin love that one innit

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE WAY HEY HEY!
JINGLING AROUND THE PLACE
JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
WAY!
DASHING THROUGH A SNOW
WHEN A HORSE MY WAY
HOUR HILSEA GO
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

I like Elton John's Step Into Christmas

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

STEP INTO DOG POO
STEP INTO DOG POO
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
AND A BOOBY AND NOSE JOB
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

Now do Paranoid by Black Sabbath

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:00, archived)