You should totally post a Youtube video of your parrot, Frank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R193M2J5cCc&feature=youtu.be
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, archived)

YES!
Now we're in for something special!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

there's more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RRXqJFn1B0&feature=youtu.be
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

parrot preening action
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI39cAV0GVA
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

I'm gazzing the mods about this.
We only like not-you-tube-links on not-links you fucking troll.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)

Come on
He's funnier than Michael McIntyre AND Stewart Lee put together. That must count for something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

Does he speak?
I don't know anything about parrots.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

blue-crowned conures aren't very good talkers
he tries to say hello and who's a pretty bird but it just sounds like shit really

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momo3.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)

Ha..nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

oh yeah, he sometimes makes like an orgasm noise
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momogasm.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

I know something about parrots.
They have ring necked parakeets in london.
And only a fucking prick would think they migrated there due to global warming.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

I heard they migrated there due to global warming

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16, archived)

Yeah. Probs.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:18, archived)

i'd love to find out where they lay their eggs so i could smash the fuckers, ruining my chestnut trees

( mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22, archived)