I'd stamp on him for that.
Or at least rub his beak into it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:56, archived)

thing is right, you can tell when he's about to shit
because he stretches his wings up then wobbles his arse around a bit then lets fly

so I saw him lining up for a plop and I was like Noooooooooooo but it was too late
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)