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go in the seeeaaaaaa
ideally in Barcelona. Mind you I did get stung by a jellyfish. But I was a bit drunk so it wasn't so bad.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
manowar?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
don't think so, no
just a small one. Burned like fuck though.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
Did someone offer to pee on you?
Also, what did you do about the jellyfish sting?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
they did offer but I politely declined
I took a couple of antihistimines, put a cold beer on it for a bit and went back in the sea.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
Nice
Double hard, you are ;)
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
it was only a few inches across
and on my chubby thigh, could have been worse
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
Is it worse on thinner parts of the body?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
on more sensitive skin, I imgine
I'd have been annoyed if I'd got stung on the tits or something
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
imagine if it had gone up your private bit and all the tentacles were just dangling out and filtering microrganisms
seriously, just imagine it
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
you mean it's not meant to look like that?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
the ones i've seen all look and taste like cuttlefish

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
I had cuttlefish the other day actually
it's well tasty. It was all inky and that, with red onions. Om nom nom.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
what a great way to come out as a lesbian

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
it didn't taste anything like minge
unless you'd been stuffing chervil and onions up there.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
how do you know what minge tastes like spangolin?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
because I am one of those greedy bisexuals, quentin

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
:O

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
that's what she said

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
i'm sorry but in this day and age i am sickened and appalled that you have chosen to disobey god

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
minge tastes like spangolin?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
ask cr3, he might have tried both

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
I read that as 'microrgasms'

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:28, archived)