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If you are taking requests, can you do a chapter where Princess Di and Fiona Bruce get it on?

(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
so you want to see Fiona Bruce shoving Di's thigh bone up her fudd?
christ almighty papa, you're a dirty perv.
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
I'd prefer historical fiction from a period where they were both young and alive.
If it has to be current day, can it be Fiona Bruce and Gandhi instead?
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
then it's not jubilee erotic fiction, is it?
do keep up.
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
It is if they are at it Live on the Jubilee BBC News broadcast

(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
fuck this, you write your own jubilee wank pamphlet.

(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
It's okay.
I've just photoshopped Fiona Bruce's head onto some pictures of Dodi Fayed. You can keep your prn caped for now. srry for typos. now 1 handed.
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)