'Ning the LOVELY /talk.
And what a lovely bank holiday Sunday it is.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)

But can you prove it?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)

Are you saying you don't trust the word of a gentleman now Doc Pee?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:13, archived)

I say, that bounder quack appears to be doubting your word, sir.
I should be glad to be your second if you challenge the cad to a duel.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)

It's pissing it down over here.
Must be a Bank Holiday.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)

Correct The LOVELY lazygamer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)

Imma gonna go for a swim
To ensure maximum bank holiday dampness is attained.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)

I hear the Thames is quite pleasant at this time of year.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)

I screwed a frog up in the bathroom and cleared out a U-bend in the kitchen
FTW
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)

HURRAH!
Well done your Holiness.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)

Remember it was a miracle right,
for when I cark it and want my sainthood?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)

Damn right it was.
And I'll set The Incoherent Inquisition on ant filthy HERETIC that says otherwise.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)

I've just trolled QOTW. Does that make me a bad person?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)

Hell no.
It just means the autisms will be crying "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH /TALK ARE MEAN!".
Again.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)

I've gone further than being mean to them.
I've pretended I shot someone and showing no remorse. See if they believe it... only one has taken the bait so far.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)

The difference between me and one of them is I *know* I'm bullshitting...

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)

alright stud

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)

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(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)

alright The LOVELY cowfo

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)

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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)

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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)

I was going in to work
but then I though fuck em, wankers.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)

I wish I'd thrown a sickie today
I could do with sitting around doing fuck all for a bit.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)

I'm going to sit back and watch spastic twats outbid each other
on my shitty old records.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)

Ooooh, watchoo selling?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)

Load of my dead mate's 7"s for fuck all
and some very expensive mod/reggae stuff. I'm not sure these people realise you can download it all for free.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)

Either that, or they are mugs who think analogue sounds better.
The same kind of people who pay $1000 for a power cable.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)

It probably does sound better than mp3
but not when it's covered in blim burns, scratches and mould from being kept in a stone sheep shed for three years. I haven't dropped a spliff on an mp3 for ages.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)

I've still got Under The Moon of Love by Showaddawaddy on vinyl.
Do you reckon it's worth anything?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)

If it's the original press with matrix stamp 10630 -A/B in mint or near mint condition, original sleeve
then no, what sort of cunt would want that?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)

Well, I bought it once.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)

Case closed, your Honour

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)

I think I'll write some jubilee inspired erotic fiction today.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

PHWOAR!
Her maj's BOKKO Bonk-fest?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)

sexy times stuj, sexy times.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)

If you are taking requests, can you do a chapter where Princess Di and Fiona Bruce get it on?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)

so you want to see Fiona Bruce shoving Di's thigh bone up her fudd?
christ almighty papa, you're a dirty perv.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)

I'd prefer historical fiction from a period where they were both young and alive.
If it has to be current day, can it be Fiona Bruce and Gandhi instead?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)

then it's not jubilee erotic fiction, is it?
do keep up.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)

It is if they are at it Live on the Jubilee BBC News broadcast

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)

fuck this, you write your own jubilee wank pamphlet.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)

It's okay.
I've just photoshopped Fiona Bruce's head onto some pictures of Dodi Fayed. You can keep your prn caped for now. srry for typos. now 1 handed.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)

fuck you and your monarchy
I've got a four day weekend NEXT week.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

:(
I'm WORKING Grrry.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)

Hey, I'm working too
I've spent over 1000zl so far.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)

And what are you going to do with those 4 penny sweets?

( magnum, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)

I wish it was a bank holiday here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)

Same here
I'll just have to wait until tomorrow.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)

we don't get a holiday at all.
We have the Queen's Birthday weekend next weekend instead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)

Well you shouldn't have been caught trying to steal candlesticks and sent across the ocean then

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)

I still got to work today and tomorrow though.
Sadtimes The LOVELY Poppet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)

I had work today too.
Now I'm studying for an exam on thursday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)