precisely this
I want this sort of QOTW answer. Let's suggest it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)

MONO!s bumhole is the only man made object visible from the moon.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)

MONO!s bumhole is regarded as the spirit of morning conversation by the Cherokee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)

MONO!s bumhole was the sixth beatle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)