More baldmonkey fanfict please!
A flap in the dark

Baldmonkey wrapped the parka closer to his freezing frame as the rain crashed against him in sheets of frigid water. He silently cursed himself for bringing the small flask of tea, he could sure do with a brew now. The bespectacled bird watcher bared his teeth and raised his head defiantly to the sky. "You'll not stop me from taking a picture of the a black-winged stilt God you prick!" he roared. A clap of thunder answered him and the rain seemed to intensify. Baldmonkey chuckled and hugged himself a little tighter.....
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)

Unnoticed by the testicular twitcher, the hungry Roc cruised silently above. Food had been scarce these last few weeks, but today it looked like she would feed well.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)