Now's as good a time as any.
I've bought a fishing wagon thing. It's got a built in maggot sack that I'm going to stick the kids in.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)

did you get a carp porter?

( mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)

Yeah.
I've bought one of those fishing vest gilet things with load of pockets as well. Unrelated. The delivery man must have thought I was a right cunt.

No offence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)

yeah most carpers dont wear vests
grey tracksuits innit, white trainer
( mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)

The gilet thing is for a Big Lebowski party.
I'm going as Walter.

No wonder the delivery man thought I was a cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)

if you load the barrow bag with heavy stuff like ... oh i dunno, booze, it helps balance the load, did you get a bungey spider? they are well handy

( mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)

I've got a home-made bungy spider.
Well ... I've got a load of bungies that are in a massive fucking knot that I'll never ever untangle. Same difference.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)

the hooks may not fit on the square frame

( mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)

TO THE SHOPS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)