"Brad Pritt grasped the base, giving it a firm twist and the end slowly emerged.
And then he wiped it all over her face until she was covered in his white stickiness."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:21, archived)

This is extremely brilliant
and no less silly than the actual book, it seems.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)