Oh come now.
Do you think I am that gullible?

Whole apple my arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)

I knew I should've taken a picture of me eating it
I knew I'd have to prove it to someone at some point
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)

You say that NOW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)

You're just going to have to take my word for it
But here is a photo reconstruction of the event
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)

I don't believe you. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)