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JIMMY!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
BELL BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
What's your problem?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
YOUR MUM IS YOU'RE
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
alright you fat mental prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
Important poll for you all
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1679426
/cept baldmonkey cos he's banned
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
Oh man, how to decide?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
you make a poll like I just did stupid.
It's called "crowd sourcing" it's all the rage.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
Although it doesn't seem to be working at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
Give it time. If you Guild it, they will come.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
YOU LOT AREN'T EVEN HELPING A LITTLE BIT!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
It's just that I really don't know what the fuck you're on about, old chap.
Soz and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
nobody gives the tiniest shit, you spotty virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
I'm afraid there's nothing to disagree with here

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:59, archived)
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT YOU SMELLY OLD HIPPY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
Quick janet, UNVIRGIN HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
christ, no.
i would do anything for spuds, but i won't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
Computer games are fucking shit
It's a far more entertaining experience to repeatedly post the words "prick" and "wanker" on a messageboard full of fat mentals.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
prick

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
Obviously, but I'm not ready for that thrill ride.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
wanker

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
prick

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
don't you have anything better to do at least _some_ of the time?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)



(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
polls don't work here :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:03, archived)
*joke about poles taking all the jobs*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
MODS!
Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
2 CAN CHUNDER IS A COPYING PRICK, BAN HIM MODOLITH
BAN HIS FACE WHAT A CUNT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
And ban quentin while you're at it for sending creepy gazes to girl on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
he should sniff their bike seats like a real man, right?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
They're both on here.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/popular
unsolicited creepy talk trying to be funny.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
oh do fuck of chomple
i was taking the piss, as if i'd crack onto that hippo-toothed spearmint rhino reject
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
You were being a prick to people who weren't even online to try to get a rise out of monty and I
I think that deserves some mod action.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
is there even a qotw mod?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
Nope, I've asked for one, but everyone hates each other too much to agree on one person

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
It has to be you or me.
Everyone else on there is a fucking knob jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
Remember your plan if you ever became a mod?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1339237
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
christ, just suck his cock why don't you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
these two are seriously tedious dull fucking benders and no mistake
they killed Off Topic, not that it was jumping in the first place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
shut up, you two and the shuittest, dullest thing son the whole baord

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
I think you need a break from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
i think i might gaz your girlfriend again
its not like she could do better, but even so she should aim higher
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
I'd rather you didn't

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
well i'm GONNA

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
Stop it, Robert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
I hereby officially put myself forward for the role.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
fucks sake
i was not trying to get a rise out of you, the board was slow and i tried to give it a boot up the arse

fucks sake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1679530
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
Blimey
there's a place on the internet even shitter than here.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
Only just.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
The one he sent Lusty was Bertish in the extreme.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
i've been at the sauce all week
i apologise for trying to involve your dull girlfriend in the usual off topic banter
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
I just had the same obvious idea as you but did it better.
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
I saw your reference to Jim Jones Revue down there v
and can confirm that in my expert and unarguable opinion they are the best rock'n'roll band currently in operation, anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
even in kathmandu?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
I'm prepared to say even including Botswana and Chad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
I just ate an apple Monty
A WHOLE APPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
Oh come now.
Do you think I am that gullible?

Whole apple my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
I knew I should've taken a picture of me eating it
I knew I'd have to prove it to someone at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
You say that NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
You're just going to have to take my word for it
But here is a photo reconstruction of the event
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:30, archived)
I don't believe you. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
pips an' all?
you lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
Oh come off it, it's clearly a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
Of course not
I've already eaten a dangerous amount of cyanide this week. A few pips might push me over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
i know
i saw them live before in a tiny sweaty venue at about 2.30 in the morning and it was fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
When I was a teenager I used to follow his first band Thee Hypnotics around
like a lost, gay sheep. They remain one of my all time favourite acts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:12, archived)
nice
former b3tan karl hysteria once spent a month following a band around
unfortunately it was 'my chemical romance'

he freely admitted this at a bash
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
That is 'hysteria'cal!!!!!
DO YOU GET MY JOKE????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
i am roffling like crazy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
TO THE ROFLCOPTER!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
it's funny because of homophones

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
And now you're having a go at the gays!
You've changed man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
Fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:07, archived)
who ARE you??!?!?!!
:(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
I'm popular b3ta member PsychoChomp.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)

popular b3ta member serial rapist
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
I have a girlfriend now and everything!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
you mean your latest victim hasn't made it out of the basement yet.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
SHED

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)