I was hoping for
"The Best Poo I ever did"

(Which, incidentally, was in a conference centre in Istanbul, five minutes before I shook hands with the Turkish Prime Minister)
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)

apparently, you can get an app where you record your daily poo and rate it out of 10.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)