Yeah, there's a new Question of the Week vote upIncluding a "Honda Accord" stories suggestion
Go on, see if I'm lying*
* I am lying
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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yay, a new qotw!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I was hoping for"The Best Poo I ever did"
(Which, incidentally, was in a conference centre in Istanbul, five minutes before I shook hands with the Turkish Prime Minister)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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apparently, you can get an app where you record your daily poo and rate it out of 10.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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option 1: liesoption 2: more lies
option 3: bragging about things that are lies
option 4: the truth (also lies)
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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fuck off grrrmachine(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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no sheds? fucking disgrace(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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I've voted for 'The Single Life' because it'll just be filled with post after post of 'ACTUALLY I don't even WANT a girlfriend GIRLS are HORRID and they have PERIODS and would make me stop LARPING'(
Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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i am single because i go out every weekend and do drugs and have lots of different girls.cruising in my honda accord etc...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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This girl came up to me in the club the other night and asked me to go have hot steamy sex with herShe was a clear 10/10, the whole package, looks, everything.
So I went back to hers and we did sex every way possible, she was filth.
Then the next morning (after an early morning bump of coke off her tits) she made me breakfast in bed
I threw it in her face and ran out, stopping only to take a shit on her rug
HAHAHA SINGLE LYFE 4 EVA I screamed as I headed out the door, to my parked Honda Accord
I drove into the distance as she sobbed into her hands.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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...and i still got the high score in multiplayer quake!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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how big are these larps people seem to be fishing for these days?(
mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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so I was at the comic con and shagged three orion slave girls in the toilets.boy! what a day that was, I even got picard's signature.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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At FurCon I yiffed seventeen otherkinI would commit to them all but the demon who shares my thoughtspace won't let me
^__^
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Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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i really dont understand any of this, I'm so out of touch(
mongychops, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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I was larping at a halo event the other week when our eyes locked across the game zone.Her armor was red, her visor had the sheen of lust about it. With imaginary rounds flying around us we made for a shed. She wanted to keep the costume on so we did. I never saw her again, she disappeared into the treeline under a hail of pretend fire :(
I wonder if she survived.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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NEWSFLASH: nobody cares.are you going to unleash the random banhammer this week?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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SHED LYFE 4EVA YO!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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Can't be arsed to ban people any moreI find ignoring them is far more effective
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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