i am single because i go out every weekend and do drugs and have lots of different girls.
cruising in my honda accord etc...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)

This girl came up to me in the club the other night and asked me to go have hot steamy sex with her
She was a clear 10/10, the whole package, looks, everything.
So I went back to hers and we did sex every way possible, she was filth.
Then the next morning (after an early morning bump of coke off her tits) she made me breakfast in bed
I threw it in her face and ran out, stopping only to take a shit on her rug
HAHAHA SINGLE LYFE 4 EVA I screamed as I headed out the door, to my parked Honda Accord
I drove into the distance as she sobbed into her hands.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)

...and i still got the high score in multiplayer quake!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)