my brother totally ripped a hardback war and peace in half with his bare hands
it's alright it was a drug dealer
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:01, archived)

Wow, he must be hella strong

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)

police gave him a medal

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:03, archived)

Wow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:05, archived)

my mates brother's friend shoved a rolled up razzle up this slut's fanny.
she totally loved it and done a cum that was so strong the razzle impaled three drug dealers. The cops didn't bother investigating because it was only drug dealers what died.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:06, archived)

Bollocks
Razzle would never have that sort of effect.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:08, archived)

readers wives?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)

I'm actually struggling to think of the name of a porno mag
My god...what's happened to me Windy?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)

too much internet porn. sadtimes :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)

I can't say i'm not dissapointed TH.
But I still loves ya.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)

her juices had hardened causing it to be like a fucking missile.
it flew out with such force it caused a small tornado and a small child was sucked up her fanny. still lives there today, she has to shove sherbert fountains and nice 'n' spicy nik naks up there to keep him quiet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)

Her juices?
Now I KNOW you're lying. Women don't have juices.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:14, archived)

poor mrs TH :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:15, archived)

SHE HAS NO REASON TO COMPLAIN

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)

or arms and legs to escape

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)

Ah, Torso Girl

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)

You can grind them down into a fine paste, and sieve the results.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)

Could you dry them out to create a fine powder?
Or maybe even granules?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:18, archived)

you could turn them into foodstuffs.
clitiflakes, just add milk!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)

Like a slightly musky Coffee-Mate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:23, archived)

and sell them as a drug
"My wife gets right up my nose sometimes, LOL!"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)