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Alright shitlords.
I'm off work today because I've got lurgy. Have you got lurgy? Have you recently had lurgy? Are you going to have lurgy in the near future?
I don't actually care, tell me about your favourite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)
missed out on a free lunch though didn't ya.
not so fucking smug now.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:18, archived)
Only women, children, old people and lepers take a day off because they're sick.
Sick days are for when you'd rather be at the pub. I know you haven't had a job before this, but you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
Damn I can't remember when I took a sickday off
I think it may have been 2010...
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
How interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
It means I'm a real manly man though yeah?
Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
no, it means you're a dull cunt with no life outside of work.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:37, archived)
Wait, so what's this talk about the feather-dusting after work then?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:39, archived)
I'm guessing you want to be in work so your arse deosn't get fucked by mistress frisbee.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
I don't understand mmps, are you saying I don't have a life outside of work or I do?
Because gosh, I just don't know what you're on about anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
great lawyering there adam. top marks.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
Oh mmps, don't get upset now, I was only messing with you.
Nobody can be right all the time, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:00, archived)
oh adam, when will you learn internet?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
you moron.
You take the sick days, but not when sick, you go an party, or get drunk on a Monday or something. Not taking free days off does not make you a man, it makes you a stoodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
But I don't like penguins

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
i'll tell you my least favourite thing
psychochomp has me on ignore :(

i hope he's ok and wish him all the best for the future
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
You were being a bit of a baldmonkey, though
At least he's slightly amusing with his wakiness. You're just plain mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
i didn't mean to be mean about psychochomp's girlfriend :(((
he started it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
I think he'd take you off ignore if you apologised and promised you wouldn't do it again.
But would you keep your promise?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
i would not keep that promise
he started it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
As much as I would never advocate bullying
You can't really complain about people saying your girlfriend is a sex worker when your girlfriend is a sex worker.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
i wasn't even saying it! i refused to say it and he still got upset!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
Oh now Q...

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, archived)
there's just no pleasing some people

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
Is his gf a sex worker?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
i'm gonna contact cr3 on twitter and get you BANNED to fuckery

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
I missed the start of a this,
How did q find out that chompsters gf is a sex worker?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
You'll have to ask Quinten

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
i'm still waiting for him to ask

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
You are, aren't you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
i sure am!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:59, archived)
I'll wait with you if you like
You know...if you could use the company
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
course, always nice to have a chum

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
not much happening

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
No, but then I imagine he's read the explanation above by now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
still, it does seem a bit rude

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
what a fucking QOTW prick

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
YEAH

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
this is the type of thing he's have been a prick about once upon a time.
now look at him, putting folks on ignore cause his bird gets her norks out and dances to christina aguilera songs while strangers stuff money up her polly.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
best not mention that, lest you get banned

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:47, archived)
oh man, he just called you a spastic!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
i saw that, and he was deleting posts earlier
yet the mods do NOTHING
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
that's cause his bird dances for them on a webcam.
no justice on this site :(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
it's not what you know

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
it's how much of your flange you show to strangers :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:02, archived)
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(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
Have you drunk some water with sugar in? That'll cure it.
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100179258/jeremy-hunt-health-secretary-thinks-homeopathy-works/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
Quintin is upset with you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
I've put him on ignore for being a spastic.
He'll get over it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
i might not ever get over it :(
i might end up selling myself tot he sex industry adn shagging an NHS system admin :''''''(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 14:01, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
pric­k
love BR1CKPOT
(BRICKPOT The mods are pricks, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 19:20, archived)