i'm going to the pub at 5. wanna come with?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

I would love to but your husband would do punches on my face when he clocks me taking a peek at your bosom

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

it's ok, i'll buy him some crisps and a lemonade and make him sit in the car.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)

COR
crack a window though eh? Don't want some do-gooder breaking into your car trying to rescue him
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)