hi
Hi all.

Don't know if I'm posting in the right place here, but I'm looking for a smack in the fucking mouth.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:51, archived)

imma bitchslap you into the middle of next week, sunshine.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)

What's with all the attitude on here?
It all started off with a nice good morning thread, and now this :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:55, archived)

/talk bingo
www.b3tards.com/u/3d0511f927a07f7f3aeb/talkbingo.png
( Zuowan, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)

You terrible shit

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)

Haha, yeah...I know what you're talking about
You know when you're talking to someone on instant messenger and it says "so and so is typing a message..." then you wait ages and then it goes blank and they don't say anything. Yeah, that annoys me too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)

that's because they're messaging other people saying what a shit you are.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:57, archived)

I know
In my heart....I've always known
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)

brb, just got to tell monty what a shit i think you are in this other window....

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)

"Two Hats is typing a message"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)

Haha God he SO IS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)

Oops, posted this here by mistake!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)

LOL!!!
wait til you see what i just said!!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)

alright what's going on here then

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)

lolwaki thread deletion theo. situation normal.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)

Too fucking right
Starting my fucking 'weekend plans' thread and all.
New users have no fucking respect, grumblegrumble
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)

cock off, mary sue.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)

Get to fuck, poor-man's Rab C Nesbit

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)

we don't talk about thread deletion

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)

shhhh.....

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:13, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/3d0511f927a07f7f3aeb/talkbingo2.png
( Zuowan, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)

Why aren't I in the pub yet?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)

I honestly don't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:16, archived)

Why am I not down the pub yet?
Oh right, yeah. No friends.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)

I don't get to go to the pub very often anymore
Can I come to the UK and go to the pub with you?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)

Sure thing Theo, we'll go to one with free wifi so we don't get bored.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)

but wifi and phones in pubs have ruined pubs
can we go to the pub without wifi
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)

but what if it turns out you don't want to talk to psychochomp?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)

you've got a point there
how about this; can I come to the UK and go to the pub with good people?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)

i'm going to the pub at 5. wanna come with?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

I would love to but your husband would do punches on my face when he clocks me taking a peek at your bosom

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)

it's ok, i'll buy him some crisps and a lemonade and make him sit in the car.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)

COR
crack a window though eh? Don't want some do-gooder breaking into your car trying to rescue him
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)

get bent

( mongychops, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)

translated:
I just want to be loved
(quintsy, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)

wahey! a comedy account.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)

i'm more about peace and love mate, comedy's a mugs game

(quintsy, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)

get fucked you stupid prick.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)

well hey sure, i can understand sometimes we all get a little stressed
i won't take it personally, you seem ok to me, i bet you're simply smashing offline

x
(quintsy, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/3d0511f927a07f7f3aeb/talkbingo3.jpg
( Zuowan, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)

good grief

( mongychops, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)

*smooshes*

(quintsy, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)

not me, just sayin

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)

my fan base is huge

( mongychops, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)

oh adam :(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)

Nothing to do with me

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)

oh adam :(

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)