I'm back now, soz but I got well bored of this thread and wandered off

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:55, archived)

nobody gave a fuck when you left for the nuthouse, why do you think we would give a shit now? honestly you dont half insist upon yourself

( mongychops, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 21:57, archived)

piss lollipop
www.b3ta.com/talk/5705721
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:00, archived)

it still holds water
www.b3ta.com/talk/5706955
( mongychops, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)

it's doing better than your bladder then

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:07, archived)

any tit in The Godfather? I've never seen it

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:10, archived)

dont remember any, and if there is it is proper old 70's tit

( mongychops, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:17, archived)

christ, I can do without hairy tits and raspberry ripples the size of dinner plates, I'll give it a miss

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:18, archived)

awww, everyone was quite concerned about you there, apart from wicca and mongy, pricks
how mad did you go?
( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:06, archived)

on a scale of zero to Tony Slattery, I was roughly Spike Milligan

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:08, archived)

I told you I was ill

( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:11, archived)

fat janet is in the nut house she said, mind you that fat sack of shit dont half cry wolf

( mongychops, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:14, archived)

she was sectioned for having Munchausen's
seems fair enough
( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:17, archived)

not if she's posting on the internet she isn't
b3ta was blocked in the nuthouse, I had to get the IP address via online tracert to make that post

and now they take your mobile phone off you so you can't photograph other patients, not that anyone would want to take a pic of that fat mess
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:17, archived)

how long were you in for? what diagnosis? did you get ECT? or MASSIVE drugs?
this is fascinating
( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:20, archived)

soz, I don't put all that info on the internet
there's a few photos if you want to see how fucking grim it was

www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/LoonyBin/Default.aspx
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:22, archived)

looks lovely, did you put a review on tripadvisor?

( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:25, archived)

2 stars out of 5, excellent coverup of the suicide of one of the patients who slit his wrists and never got investigated

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:26, archived)

how about you, you ok now?

( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:27, archived)

BLOOP BLOOP BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER ACK-ACk-ACK BOGGLER BOGGLER BOGGLER fine thanks

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:34, archived)

good, glad to hear it (the being better bit I mean, not that other rubbish)

( spesh., Sat 27 Oct 2012, 22:40, archived)