Alright Doc
I reckon I've spent at least 90% of my time lying on the sofa, dicking about on the internet today. Pretty good going.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:33, archived)

I was gonna write up my learning from the child protection course but I had a glass of mulled wine at lunch and fell asleep instead.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)

Aye
I nearly did some ironing but the old can't be arsed and have a kip thing kicked in.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)