Alright God.
Are you one of the mods who puts their finger up dogs' bumholes?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)

His fingers are omnipresent.
So technically he's fingering YOUR bumhole right now!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)