They're basically dinner ladies, they just make it, I have to go to them.
But don't tell me you've never had an odd-on over Viccy Wood?
( Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:11, archived)

only when imagining her smacking you on the bottom with a woman's weekly

( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)