I have thishorrible image that one day my teenage daughter will come to me and my partner one afternoon while we're reading the papers
and say "mum, dad, I need to tell you something. I'm... French".

And we'll all hug each other and cry and I'll promise we'll work something out, shortly before going to the shed and getting out my shotgun.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)

This was in a sketch show but I can't remember which one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)

I remember a Paul Merton sketch,
"I've got something to tell you... you're not adopted," comedy basics.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)

and now i have an image of this daughter, ugly cunt

( mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)

She'll be alright once he's had her in the garage to strip her down and fill all her cracks and give her a couple of new coats of paint.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)

pop up head lights?

( mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)

Whoa.
Let's not go too far. This is his imaginary daughter we're talking about.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)

I was watching a film with my boy last night while the wife was out. He said dad I'm getting scared, is that lady going to die? I said probably son, judging by the size of that horse's cock.
( mongychops, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)

I dun lols

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)