It's great that /talk has it's own weatherman.
I think we should buy him a giant floating map of the united kingdom that he can jump around on and molest children
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

i'm all up for getting stuj a big map
i'm probably not going to get him some children though
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

With any luck we won't have to, they should be naturally attracted to his giant floating map.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

Do I have to molest them or can I just stick to my penguins?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)

feed them to your penguins

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

Nah, anything other than squid and small fish and they wind up shitting like Gonzy after a vindaloo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)