Afternoon weather update: IT'S FUCKING SNOWING HERE!
What's your weather like?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

Dunno, I'm sitting with my back to the window.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)

Are you too hideously fat to turn yourself to face it?
Just google the weather where you are
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

Today
Freezing fog may be slow to clear some places, but then most places dry and very cold despite some brightness. Some patchy snow is possible in the west towards evening when winds will increase.

Tonight
Some patchy, light snow but most places dry until the early hours when a strong wind will bring more persistent snow, perhaps heavy by dawn.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

I think I'm in the 'most places dry and very cold' bit at the moment.
(I just glanced over my shoulder)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

If it settles I'm gonna use my big snow shovel as a sled

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)

Hahah I've met Tangles
He's a vegetarian who looks like he lives at Auschwitz and is too picky to eat the gruel. Think 'Steve Jobs - the final weeks'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)

RAIN
ALWAYS FUCKING RAIN
NEVER SNOW
SHIT FUCKING RAIN
CUNTING RAIN
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)

Wow that sucks.
Where do you live? I want to make sure I never go there
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)

FUCKING IRELAND

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)

i've been there, i thought it was ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

GIVE FUCKING IRELAND BACK TO THE FUCKING IRISH

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

yeah go on then, no one's stopping you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

I'm all for this
If nothing else it'll cease being a home office issue and become a matter for the diplomatic service
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)

Let all the shouty Ulster types move to Wales, I say.
If they REALLY love being British that shouldn't be a problem for them.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)

woah now, none of them lot in wales please
irish republicans are welcome though
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)

They probably see you lot as race traitors or something
They're an angry lot
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)

i really don't get unionists
being british is shit
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)

Being British is an honour and a privilege
And you should be ruddy grateful that you're one of the chosen few who can call themselves British and not some bloody foreigners speaking heathen lingo.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

you're a rubbish irish

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)

I EHNT IRISH

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)

whatevs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)

800 years of Theoppression.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

Great, more stuff for you to whine about and expect germany to fix.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)

I don't think those are the official lyrics used by Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

I don't know her, sorry

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)

HA HA STUPID PADDIES CAN'T EVEN AFFORD SNOW HA HA
No offence
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

I'm English, by the grace of god and the queen
All hail her dread majesty
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)

Typical Paddy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)

fucking racists, everywhere

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)

To be sure.

(ditto)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)

begorrah

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)

Diddly, diddly-dee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

I like you again now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)

Here too!
Weather forecast predicts -19c and the collapse of British civilisation next week, can't wait!
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)

what part of portsmouth do you live in?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)

Biyrmiggum.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

is that near southsea?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)

It's Between The Shire and Brit-Cit.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

it's cold here, no snow, stuj said it's going to snow overnight though

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

It's great that /talk has it's own weatherman.
I think we should buy him a giant floating map of the united kingdom that he can jump around on and molest children
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

i'm all up for getting stuj a big map
i'm probably not going to get him some children though
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

With any luck we won't have to, they should be naturally attracted to his giant floating map.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

Do I have to molest them or can I just stick to my penguins?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)

feed them to your penguins

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

Nah, anything other than squid and small fish and they wind up shitting like Gonzy after a vindaloo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)

Shit, I'm hoping it snows really hard tonight so I get snowed into my house.
Otherwise I could end up getting snowed into work tommorrow instead which would be fucking wank.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

I agree strongly with this

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

I hope I get snowed into my house rather than out of it. I want to watch the new episode of Archer

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)

NEW EPISODE OF ARCHER??

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)

alright mongy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

yeah

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

great stuff. you had any snow yet?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)

nah, I'm in central london, it dont snow here

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)

I once saw it snow properly and I was standing in newman street

( vladimir, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)

+ spare us your life story

( vladimir, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)

alright mongs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

soup doves

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)

alright!

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)

how's it zank

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

cant complain

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

Got the odd flake but mostly just cloudy here.
(^(^;;^)^)
TEAM SPIDERS HAS OUR SLEDGES READY FOR TOMORROW!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

Stuj, can you tell me if I will get snowed in at work tomorrow please?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS'S MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS
REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN LATER
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)

I wish I could get away with answers like that in my job.
Wait a minute, I DO get away with answers like that in my job.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)

it's a lovely 28 degrees with long hours of sunshine down here in bournemouth

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

Cold and grey, as per.
Regards,

Manchester
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

aha weather thread
Melbourne, Australia:
41 degrees Celsius - down to 29 overnight - a tad warm!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)

send some sun pls, kthx

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)

swap you for a packet of rain
2 sleets and some drizzle!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

No snow yet, Stuj said I'd get some later tho
and tomorrow :D
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)