Vegetable "crisps" can fuck off.
They're never crisp and they're not fucking crisps. Crispless cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)

yeah only bacon crisps here, thank you

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)