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Share this thread for a chance to win a Holiday Voucher worth 500 dollars!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:36, archived)
where's my leopard?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
b3ta auction?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
where is this auction?
do you think they'll have any sega saturn games?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
Watch yourself, The Doveston
You're heading down a dark path. One from which you might never return. Or you might return, but with your hair all ruffled.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
Ruffledston.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
You went there, Dr S. For the love of God, you went there.

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)
when is everyone coming round to mine to play sega rally then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
will there be a bowl of wotsits?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
well I'll just take this as 'fuck you'then

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
I've got wotsits and quavers and pistachios for the ponces.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
will there be a rock for opening stubborn pistachios?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:41, archived)
If their shell doesn't open it means they're still alive you monster

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
I think now I will need to get into my fur onesie and lie in the bath with rock and a bowl of pistachios

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
youve got home made parsnip crisps with fair trade paprika, you fuxking nancy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
Vegetable "crisps" can fuck off.
They're never crisp and they're not fucking crisps. Crispless cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
yeah only bacon crisps here, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
Yo mongy, I heard you like bitches and fish
so I put some fish on your bitches (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
some more stuff from your bezzy mates at reddit?
no, don't worry i get it, we're yesterday's news to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
I'll pop back tomorrow after work to see how you're all coping

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
i miss you
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
I hope he never comes back

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
I'm going to down vote him

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
Stop trying to hijack The Dove stones party, you

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:53, archived)
i've got frazzles

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
I'M THERE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
You can't get ham and cheese cheddars any more

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived) 


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(#1, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
i don't know what you're trying to do but i think you fucked up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
Maybe it was supposed to be a random assortment of ascii characters

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)

thumbs up innit
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
Looks like you taught your dog to shit in the gutter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
In my experience you don't generally have to teach them to that
They can manage it pretty well with no tuition at all
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)
You still have to hold the ladder for them though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
Touché, old boy

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
Share? What are you a commie or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
doctors everywhere

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1839718

when do I find out if I've won? I'm so excited :) :) :) :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
The draw will be made no earlier than May 2016.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)
i'm going to digg this, and share it with all my myspace friends!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
I wouldn't mind a holiday
Where am I going?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:54, archived)
A dog's rectum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:34, archived)
Is theoban a mod's finger?
If so which mod?

If so which finger?
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)
Holidays are for queers

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)

What kind of dollars?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
Glass ones I can only assume

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)
I could buy half of Pontins with that sort of moolah

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
I went to a Butlins for a joke a few years ago.
It was a shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:55, archived)
It's all about the centre parcs

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)